Lemures 

Lemures (lem yours)

Lemures, in popular fangirl culture, is known as one of the foundations and reasons for female masturbation. (sometimes male, though most males won't admit it)

1. "I need to masturbate." *whips out a picture of Lemures*
2. "I need to masturbate again." *whips out another picture of Lemures*

Lemures by MissCheena July 29, 2009

lemurs 

only the greatest animal that ever existed

A. Hey aren't lemurs awesome?
B. Yes, I'm gonna get a pet one and name it little Slow Rider.

lemurs by Shannon6 November 23, 2007

Pulling a Lemres 

Dropping a thicc steamy chicken tendy on the GWOUND and slurping it up.

"Dude Em was Pulling a Lemres when he ordered his HypeSauce™ G-Fuel, ready to consume."

Pulling a Lemres by SuperBroDeez February 10, 2021

lemursexual

The term for someone who is sexually attracted to lemurs
and/or has tried to though surgery look like a lemur in hope of attracting them or other lemursexuals.

Lemursexual: Hey let's go to the Zoo I want to see the lemurs!

Later at the Zoo
lemursexual masterbates furiously while staring at the lemurs.

lemursexual by Wentil June 5, 2005

lemurs 

Totally and completely nutz.

A: So George Bush won the election.
B: Lemurs, man, lemurs.

lemurs by Megan November 3, 2004

lemure 

Lemures are the least of the Baatezu. A lemure is a gelatinous mass of flesh, extremely resilient to attacks. The only way to harm one is with an enchanted weapon. They are too stupid to think, and are typically used as meat shields by the Baatezu in their war against the tanar'ri.

The only thing making a lemure more dangerous than a goblin is the fact that they can't be harmed by ordinary weapons.

lemure by Theos April 26, 2007

Lemure 

Probably the most pathetic of the Devils. Lemures are slaves and conscripts for the larger and more powerful devils. Lemures are ugly blobs, about 5 feet tall and about 100 lbs. Lemures are so stupid that they can't think for themselves. But they can receive telepathic messages.

That huge devil threw a lemure at me! This stuff isn't going to come out of my padded armor for weeks.

Lemure by Pit Fiend November 23, 2004