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What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.
Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me
by Citizen of Kane April 23, 2005
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an adjective used to describe anything negative.

syn: boring, disgusting, lame, unintelligent, shitty, useless, worst
This shit is lemons.
or:
Fuck you, you fucking lemons.

for example of something that is lemons:
www.lemonparty.tv/
by not lemons January 06, 2013
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Just a word for Marijuana or a type of it.
"I'm choonged coz I've been bunning too much lemon"
by Rezadamus May 06, 2005
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A lesbian. A female who drinketh from the furry cup. A bean flicker. A rug muncher.
That bitch just tried to feel my flange up. I reckon she's a full on Lemon.
by Marlowe March 18, 2003
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Did you see those lemons that Flip picked last night? They were pretty juicy. No one picks more natural lemons than Flip. Hers are the best.
by DTAP March 23, 2008
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A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
by Clone394 May 11, 2011
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Lemon is a term which basically means don't get cocky, rude or mouthy to the person you're talking to..

(as seen on football factories)
Person 1 < Alright Mate? >
Person 2 < Fuck off mug! >
Person 1 < Don't get lemon! >
by Skempy June 25, 2007
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