"I just watched a video where two old bastards signed a Lemon Pledge, gross as hell"
2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.
Made popular by Family Guy.
Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."
Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."
Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."
As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.
Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.
A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.
"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"
"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"
"We need more lemon pledge"