A measurement of one's genital size, usually male. The size falls in between tiny and microscopic.
Dude, you're dick is so small, it's a Lei!
I have Lei's dick, I need surgery!
Beautiful garland around Hawaiian girls neck. Or Hawaiian word for a garland or wreath.
Children and sweethearts are poetically referred to as "lei"
Lei of plumeria flowers
a clothing line, standing for Life Energy Intelligence,
often worn by women named lei, leigh, leichelle, leia... etc
usually real hotties
Man did you see Leichelle in that LEI shirt, ah shit I think I just wet myself
a closet homosexual who enjoys fashion shows and eating man meat. very insecure about themselves.
i put on a front by being married, but i really like sausage in my diet! i'm just like lei!
a crazy justin bieber stalker who doesnt have anyone else in her life but her laptop
lei is a woman engaged to justin bieber
LEI - a powerkite designed for kitesurfing
that are very very very big and can be from like 5m - 30m +. These are very very powerful and should not be used by a beginner unless supervised, very boring when your pumping them up.
LEI = Leading Edge Inflatable
I just went kitesurfing with my huge LEI