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1) A person whose constant quest for any part of the spotlight or access to situations they deem special/important makes them take on the persona of a non-neutered dog.

2) The persistent act of attempting to experience achievement by the mere act of forcing one's body close to and/or upon an achiever.

3) The only act a truly lazy individual is able to exert in their quest to achieve dreams that were never theirs...but seem really cool once they hear about it.
Jill never had time to help Bobby make a success of his blog. But now that sponsorships are up and Oprah's calling, she won't go away. She's such a LEG HUMPER.

If you win the lottery, every leg humper from here to kingdom come will show up as a brand new distant cousin.

Leg Humpers are the "close talkers" in the world of interpersonal relationships. They neither see nor care about appropriate boundaries.
by The Mocha Mogul September 22, 2010
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An internet troll who tries, and fails, to make up for real life impotence by adopting the bluster of an internet blow hard in an attempt to establish alpha dog superiority.
I gave the message board a chance, but left when it became obvious it was populated by leghumpers engaged in their own circle jerk.
by dog kicker February 26, 2009
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A derogatory nickname that is used to describe a student, alumnus, or fan of the University of Georgia.
I can't wait for the Georgia game this year. Those leghumpers are going down.
by Bodagetta May 11, 2005
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Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.
This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.
by Shawn B. April 03, 2003
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