Leftman 

A hearty red young man, hailing from Roanoke, VA and attending school at Washington and Lee University.

Yose kidz, how 'bout that leftman?

Leftman by Anonymous February 14, 2003

leftander 

A man or women who are right handed but masturbate with their left hand watching pron on the Internet because the right hand is clicking on the mouse. Usually refers to someone who is somewhat homely.

Dude look at him, he's not getting laid anytime soon, he's definitely a leftander.

Found this great site, pull a leftander all night!

leftander by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

Pulling a Lettmann 

When an acquaintance travels a long distance to specifically visit you and you “forget” you have a work meeting 1000 miles away, subsequently forcing said acquaintance to stay with with remotely related foreign cousins in a shitty neighborhood.

I flew all the way from Singapore to visit my buddy Jason, but turns out he was Pulling a Lettmann and was in Boston when I arrived. Instead I was forced to stay in Oakland with my 1/8 cousin from a Vietnam who kept stroking my fro.

Pulling a Lettmann by Congaflats February 19, 2019

Lefthandedness 

adj. The state off being lefthanded.

Right handed people always make fun of my lefthandedness.

Lefthandedness by lefty124 February 13, 2010

lefman 

lefman:

lefmy, but as a man.
(lefmy is a very popular person)

Hey! did you see the lefman jumpscare?

lefman by kaydooo December 10, 2022

Lefthandman 

A righthandman for a left hander

I'm lefthanded so I have a lefthandman instead of a righthandman.

Lefthandman by UJ the boss January 6, 2012

Lindsay Lefthand 

The name for your missused masturbation hand.

"Damn i was beating off for so long my hand gave out."
"So did you have to use Lindsay Lefthand"

Lindsay Lefthand by Nakarithemacc August 22, 2011