The hand indians use to wipe their ass.
Indian: Hey Joey! its been a while eh? shake my hand!
Joey: -like a dumbass, joey shakes his left hand-
Indian: HAH! gotcha! now you've got all my shit wiped on your hand!
Its a hand, and, its the left one..
smack you up with my LEFT hand.
Lets shake left hands.
not the mousing hand
the hand that does the masturbating while the mousing hand operates the porn
the hand that stimulates the shaft down to the base while the right hand stimulates the remaining two thirds of the penis
My brother broke his right hand last summer. He had to start dating his "other girlfriend" if ya' know what I mean.
An extra hand God gave humans so that they could high five themselves.
Kid playing Counter-Strike alone: DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? I HEADSHOTTED HIM FROM ACROSS THE MAP!
*raises left hand and high fives it with right hand*