No, do share.
S/he was found driving a steel blue Toyota Sienna while carrying a shotgun and doing doughnuts in the middle of the high school football field. S/he was shooting every kid in sight.
Oh my God! The cops got her...or him, right?
Hell no. S/he had pre-arranged schedules for each of them so that none could be there to stop her or him. S/he's headed for the state line. Only God knows where s/he'll strike next!