Jane Doe: So you are a ballistics expert?
Joe Blow: Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy!!!
Jane Doe: There is zero evidence that he actually was a patsy.
The best part about this already fallacious investigation is the “magic bullet” theory, because everyone knows that it is totally possible to have a bullet move in and out of two people multiple times.
As Oswald said, “I’m a Patsy!”
May I suggest that you actually watch the Zapruder film?
All evidence points towards the deadly shot being delieved from the grassy knoll.
Intelligent skeptic: “That’s just an exploding head moving to the left, Sparky. You haven’t even been to Dealy Plaza, you dumb shit. That shot is easy as cake. The book depository is the ideal place for a sniper. No need for a target lead. Only a fool would take a shot from the Grassy Knoll or the railroad tracks because it’s wide open witnesses. Oswald was a Marine. A military trained professional with an exemplary sharpshooter score book. 212, two points above the minimum qualification for sharpshooter. Don’t let Oliver I’d Like To Suck Jim Morrison Off Stone influence you. Wake up pizza face. If I’m wrong then prove it. Fifty years and not one shred of evidence for a conspiracy.”