Top Definition
A self thought swaggy male child who is lucky. He does bad stuff and gets away with everything and is seen a "perfect child" and "tht cool oak mt kid". But worst of all he tries to join your inside jokes when he was asleep like PFDS. Also baseball_in_my_veins is his true title. He hates his sisters and his mom is weird. Also ultra mega king ultimate of the world from bump.
"Bro Leaston is coming over let's hide and beat his ass with brooms with turtles taped on the end"

Leaston is so gay OMG lets just kill him. But is is cute so no"
by Tittybong madness April 16, 2014

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