(Jill) "Oh Jack, Did You Just Wet Yourself Over Me?" :D (Jack) "Nope, Just Had A Leaky Faucet Is All."
by Fuck n' Suck March 23, 2018
by Manhattan Transfer March 24, 2003
Do you need lotion for your dry skin on your upper lip? No, my boyfriend just gave me a Leaky Faucet...
by Benz@23 November 19, 2008
Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.
Tony- I did not need to know that.
Tony- I did not need to know that.
by ilikebatteries May 28, 2010
When your girl's laying down and you bend your hard meatstick in half and drip happy juice on her, like a leaky faucet
Guy 1: "Dude, I really need to fix my leaky faucet"
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o
by Nswan July 10, 2011
This strange and rare occurrence finds its way into the bedroom following a good tag in the ass. Post tag, the dude pisses in her ass. Remnants will drip out at a leaky pace.
by T-Bone.UNL September 16, 2007
This boy is a good guy that would never do anything to ever hurt you. Except his a manipulative little bastard that has a decent dick. However, don’t be fooled because you literally have to the fight through Narnia and the fucking amazon rain forest to see his dick because he doesn't know how a razor works. He is called a leaky faucet because he can’t plug is holes. His dick is always expelling his nasty ass span and his eyes are always expelling tears because he’s a bitch ass. Don’t feel bad for a leaky faucet and don’t ever turn him on unless you want to be on your hands and knees cleaning up all of his nasty bodily fluids for the rest of your life.
I dated a leaky faucet and it was honestly the worst few months of my life. My pussy was always extremely dry because he could never turn me on but I managed to always be wet everywhere else.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022