BEWARE!!! The League of fat people want you fried, diced and put on a stick! forget pollution and world hunger these guys want to eat the world till it's no more! If you come across a member keep calm and remember they are if capable of walking slow as anything! if one is following you and it's getting on your nerves put a piece of cheese in a locked cage and it will be busy for hours trying anything to get to the cheese. If you are surrounded cover a member in barbeque sauce and leg it!
Jerry (a member of the league of fat people) "Yum yum....you know i do feel a bit peckish!"
The anonymous victim "I swear i'm low fat!"