|9.||League of Legends|
A great game currently ran by greedy Chinese Overlords bent on squeezing money out of their customers via the micro-transaction model, locked-at-high champion and rune IP/RP prices, reduced IP income, themed skins aka: Legendary skins with actual effort put into them while adding some copy/pasta pic of splash art into the skin owner's profile; meanwhile, Riot's feigns having "worked sooo hard on those skins" etc.. This community's highly toxic and volatile, and filled to the brim both in-game and on the forums with trolls.
The Tribunal is some automated system ran by the very source of the problem aka: the community. The community already knows it's automated. Riot's employees troll their own members of the League forums in stealth aka: normal accounts, especially those negatively impacted by the Tribunal. The developers are going the way of EA and Blizzard, not giving a shit about their community while carrying out their game/forum-changing decisions forcefully knowing full well the players can't do shit about it. They use their player's addictions against them in every way possible.
This game's turned into a cesspool of negativity, and the forums are now the 4chan of MOBA gaming. Riot continues stifling dissent via trolling in stealth, down-votes, and in worst-case scenarios, permanent forum and/or in-game bans. The forum moderators especially particular reds also issue IP bans if you rub them the wrong way too many times.
<player> I've been banned from League of Legends.
<stealthed red #1> good riddance.
<stealthed red #2> you won't be missed.
<stealthed red #3> see you next week you addict.
<stealthed red #4> PULSEFIRE EZREAL wHERE aka: overused/spammed-by-stealthed-reds indirect promo-meme to rake in skin sales
<Pendragon> I ban you nao. I'm holier than thou because I'm the red running the ambiguous/automated Tribunal that can never be questioned, especially while my stealthed red stay trolling you and fling poo at you on the forums while they all down-vote you into oblivion. I simply pull up a history of your losses where you vented your anger, and then use it all against you to permaban your account and potentially get you to stupidly re-spend your money on some new account. My reds and I will also stifle your dissent while ignoring your pleas because we run the show. So if you don't like it, uninstall. See you tomorrow.
|1.||League of Legends|
A gaming site where trolls get trolled.
League of Legends pun:
Let me Ashe you a question..you like LoL puns? I got a Zilean of them!
|2.||league of legends|
this game is from the original creators of DotA(Defense of the Ancients) a Warcraft 3 expansion.
Riot Games are the creators. This is a free to play online game that has an in game store that you can spend real money on if you wish to. You can not purchase "runes" because they are to be earned through game play so the rich and poor are at the same level of skill while playing.
Actually if you buy the Collectors pack it comes with a few runes.
The game name is shortened to LoL.
Again it is a free game.
person1: "Play some league of legends?"
person2: "Lets pwn some noobs."
|3.||League of Legends|
A game so addictive and stupid, that you cannot quit no matter what. It is filled with 13 year old rage hard noobs who think they are the best, yet they feed and call roles they can't play for shit.
This game also consists of a rating system that is equivalent to a 1v1 match, but the catch is that it is a team game of 3v3 and 5v5. No matter how hard you try, carrying noobs in this game is almost like taking a shit while constipated, its not going to happen. Unless you are like extremely lucky. ELO Hell is the place all the baddies go cause they suck,and where the some goodies go cause the baddies couldn't be carried. ELO Heaven is where all the non-baddies go.
How the ELO system is interpreted in League of Legends.
Jesse: "Fak this game, the rating system isn't accurate, GG feeder noobs, you can't carry them, its too hard!"
The conversation before a ranked match-
NoobLord: "i Wana mid!"
thePro: "I don't think you should first pick into mid, you will get counter-picked"
NoobLord: "stfu noob i want mid, now im gonna feed and QQ afk"
People who call roles they can't play-
lol4lyfenoob: "ADC BOT!"
(later that match)
lol4lyfenoob: "gg noob jungler wont gank bot!"
derpmasterPro: "You are 0/12, and are pushing constantly, don't blame the jungler cause you suck, and don't call roles you can't play!"
|4.||League of Legends|
An extremely popular game that now has more players than World of Warcraft.
Although it is free, so perhaps that's not as big an accomplishment as it sounds, but free or not, many people pay money to get skins for their favorite characters. Anything you buy with real money besides skins, you can get with the in game currency as well, so there is no disadvantage on people who don't pay.
The genre is hard to explain, but is a somewhat rare one, known as a MOBA. This means Multiplayer Online Battle Arena. The goal of the game is to fight your way into the opponent's base and destroy their "Nexus". I put it quite simply, but the average game takes around 40 minutes, and has quite a bit to it.
This game has an extremely huge learning curve of anywhere from 2-10 hours for most people, sometimes more. In order to become good at the game, it takes several weeks, although it is more casually oriented.
For those not interested in casual play, this game was featured at Dreamhack with a $100,000 USD prize pool in June 2011, where several teams fought in competition for the prize.
It is a very fun game, but not something many people can just pick up.
Me: You should totally add Lazukin if you're on the US server and want to play League of Legends.
|5.||League of Legends|
An extremely crappy game made by some gay jerks in Mongolia. There are a lot of players but I don't know why because the game is even worse than yo mama.
So the game basically just sucks hairy penises.
-Lets play League of Legends.
°No, I'd rather kill myself than playing that shit!
|6.||League of Legends|
A game created by Riot games. Essentially, it is very similar to DotA (Defense of the Ancients). It is free to play with some pay features, however there is no need to pay, the only benefit is like new clothes for a character than gives no stats or anything. Runes are gained in leveling so there is no unfair advantage for the richies. Free to play and essentially a good time.
Alex: Dude let's play some LoL
Colin: Dude, this is great, lets gank that guy.
Tyler:Dude Jared's totally going to kill him in League of Legends.
Jared: Dude, i so got him. Im just like straight up chiefin the chop BFE. Penta kill!
Everyone: League of Legends is so chill.
|7.||League of Legends|
A game based on DotA, developed by Riot Games. After its release, it became very popular (being a free game helped at that), and has earned a place in MLG and other eSports.
Correcting the other definitions, Riot Games did not make the original DotA in Warcraft III, they just modded the DotA map that was created by Eul.
Tim: Wanna play League of Legends?
Bob: You mean that Dota ripoff? No thank you
Tim: Its not a ripoff, LoL is much better gameplay-wise
Bob: I guess I'll try it
Soon after his first game, Bob becomes a dedicated League of Legends player.