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A farmer who is loaded to the brim with guns and ready to kick ass with them.
"You said you were a poppy seed farmer!"
*pulls out guns*
"I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!"
by Samson424 September 21, 2008
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1) one who farms for lead

2) a total bad ass that goes around and plants lead into peoples bodies usually with a gun in the hopes that something will grow from their bodies like an erection
Guy- eat lead mother!
*pow pow*
on looker- shit thats one bad ass lead farmer...
by FUZzYYzZUF June 12, 2009
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