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The effect given when one's penis strikes anothers face with such force that it causes the victim to become walleyed.
Brandon's mom not only stinks like fish, but she looks like a fish now because I gave her the lazy wally.
by Brandons moms lover. January 01, 2008
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The effect given when one's penis strikes anothers face with such force that it causes the victim to become walleyed.
Brandon's mom not only stinks like fish, but she looks like a fish now because I gave her the lazy wally.
by Brandon's mom's lover. November 29, 2007
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A lazy Wally occurs when you slap your penis once or repeatedly against the side of ones' face/head. This causes the muscles in the eye to spasm moving the eye off center, which makes the person appear to have a Lazy Eye.
Dude, check out Brian's mom, Seth just gave her a Lazy Wally
and now the bitch can't even see straight.

I'd like to give her a lazy Wally.
by Mr.lazy wally November 28, 2007
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