Now you may be thinking, Rory? Russell? NYLON SUE? This sounds an amazing place to live... but alas, it is not.
You have been warned.
and the chavs of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
and it goes by the name of Lazonby.
At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
Making mock of the farmers in the lonely zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed...
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of chavs is as wonderous as can be
but there's no place like Lazonby!