A dodgy dealer kind of guy. Often found in second hand shops sporting chunky gold chains, with animated hand/arm movements. General clothing will often include shell-suits, track-suit bottoms, expensive sports brand training shoes, sweat-shirt tops.
Often heard to utter such terms as "cash sale only mate", and might give you a receipt for a purchase stating "sold as fu*@ed" rather than "sold as seen"
To be Lazlo'd would be to be victim of a sale from one of these guys.
Hippo: i'll give you £100 plus the BMW.
Lazlo: OOOOOOOh c'mon lads, it's a bargain, my son bought trainers for more than that!
from the ancient lazlonians
a totally rad DJ
that guy is a total lazlo
Lazlo Woodbine. A gentleman well practiced in the ancient art of dimac, once an understudy of the great Hugo Rune (the inventor of amongst other things, the jumbo jet and blu-tac) becoming an accomplished private detective with many exploits being serialised in the novels by P.P.Penrose.
by jove,i do believe i've just been Lazlo'd. as you take your last dying breath! Thank Lazlo for showing me the error of my ways and ending my day's so mercifully!