Top Definition
Greek Pioneer in new and innovative ways to improve intercourse with dead bodies such as:

soaking them in hot tubs to moisten and warm the dry flesh to make it more supple.

removing organs and replacing them with live animals so the body feels like its moving.

Hiring ventriloquists to pretent the body is talking to you.
Lazaros Keisidis: yeah you like that don't you

ventriloquist hiding behind a tree: yes! put it in my rotting hole you sexy greek
by logazi August 27, 2011

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