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proffessional bullshit artist.
the lawyer lied......?
by Coco McAnderson June 11, 2008
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A Hireable Liar...Will Defend You Even If You Are Guilty...
Bullshitinng Is Their Expertiece.
"It's Always Better To Fuck A Lawyer...Rather Than Getting Fucked By One
by UpperBlackSnake April 08, 2010
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A person who's authorized to lie
My lawyer rocks .. all he does all day is come up with lies !
by ~SoNaM~ August 09, 2007
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A moral/intellectual mercenary. A lawyer will align himself to any cause, and will say anything regardless of truth and logic, provided it makes him money. It falls to lawyers to imprison the innocent and free the guilty.

The job is lower than prostitution.
Lawyer: "My client cannot commit murder, he is insane!"
by cannon_fodder April 02, 2008
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An individual who studies the legal system and then applies what he has learned according to his best interests completely absent of moral accountability for these actions. These objectives are achieved by manipulation of ambiguous rules and exploitation of technicalities while the individual is protected by claims or a moral/ethical duty to zealously advocate his or her client's position.
In other words, one who uses the legal system to his or her advantage without having to feel guilty about the results of his actions. For example, the most applauded/rich defense attorneys are not rewarded for seeing that justice is done, but by insuring that it is not.
A lawyer is like a porn star. They're either going to fuck you or get you off.
by John Long III April 27, 2006
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Someone you hire to cost you extra money and slow down your work.
I just got my lawyer to look over the documents.
by palysando December 23, 2012
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A scum-sucking lowlife, and the lowest form of life on planet Earth next to child molesters. A greedy, dishonest, self-righteous piece-of-crap that convinces you to file a meaningless lawsuit for his own profit. They have a God-given talent for turning common sense truth into a pile of lies and confusion by misleading juries into believeing their nonsensical malarchy.

Lawyers are the reason there is so much lawsuit abuse. They are the reason manufacturers put common sense labels on easy to use hair dryers that say FOR HAIR DRY USE ONLY. DO NOT USE OR INSERT/IN AROUND WATER. DOING SO MAY RESULT IN INJURY OR DEATH. They are the reason you can spill hot coffee on yourself and sue the restaurant for $10 million. They are the reason a burgler can get hurt invading your home and sue you for his injuries. They are the reason you can get into a car accident after drinking and driving and sue the car manufacturer for your injuries.

Ironically, many lawyers go on to become politicians.
by krock1dk February 19, 2008
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