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1.
Someone who studies or practises Law, usually a member of the legal prfession as either a solicitor or barrister. very often the better lawyers are involved in fighting for Human Rights and Civil Liberties in courts and the academic kind often researches to find out what effects laws are having on real people.

Often insulted by people who don't know how hard work it is and how much the authorities and corporations would trample over their rights if lawyers and the law didn't exist.
"Look at that dead lawyer in Northern Ireland that was shot for supporting the wrong side, thank god there's one less of them!" - a stupid person
by Melchett May 01, 2004
 
8.
A white guy you pay to convince the judge/jury that you didn't do it.
TYRONE BIGGINS:Yeah that nigga's fucked. The judge aint' gonna take it easy on a nigga.

Alexander:He be needin a laywer.

TYRONE: Nigga, what?

A: You know, nigga! Lawyer be some white dude willing to pretend to be your friend 'n shit in front of the judge so you ain't look so bad.

TYRONE: Aw yeah, he be like "Look, Imma white guy, and I'm aksin nicely to take it easy on dis nigga"

"Lawyer Commercial*
Some lawyer sounding voice: Here at Wilson in Wilson we know how it be for a nigga. Haters don't think it be like it is, but it do. But we do. I'm Greg Wilson, and I'll be your white guy.

TYRONE: Da fuuu...?
by the original tyrone biggins October 16, 2011
 
9.
A Hireable Liar...Will Defend You Even If You Are Guilty...
Bullshitinng Is Their Expertiece.
"It's Always Better To Fuck A Lawyer...Rather Than Getting Fucked By One
by UpperBlackSnake April 08, 2010
 
10.
A person who's authorized to lie
My lawyer rocks .. all he does all day is come up with lies !
by ~SoNaM~ August 09, 2007
 
11.
Someone you hire to cost you extra money and slow down your work.
I just got my lawyer to look over the documents.
by palysando December 23, 2012
 
12.
A moral/intellectual mercenary. A lawyer will align himself to any cause, and will say anything regardless of truth and logic, provided it makes him money. It falls to lawyers to imprison the innocent and free the guilty.

The job is lower than prostitution.
Lawyer: "My client cannot commit murder, he is insane!"
by cannon_fodder April 02, 2008
 
13.
An individual who studies the legal system and then applies what he has learned according to his best interests completely absent of moral accountability for these actions. These objectives are achieved by manipulation of ambiguous rules and exploitation of technicalities while the individual is protected by claims or a moral/ethical duty to zealously advocate his or her client's position.
In other words, one who uses the legal system to his or her advantage without having to feel guilty about the results of his actions. For example, the most applauded/rich defense attorneys are not rewarded for seeing that justice is done, but by insuring that it is not.
A lawyer is like a porn star. They're either going to fuck you or get you off.
by John Long III April 27, 2006
 
14.
A bloodsucking leech who thinks he's all that...all in all a fuckhead.
Peter Banning in the movie 'Hook' is a lawyer who even the Lost Boys hate.
by xtremestuff September 14, 2009