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Short for "lawn martyr". The lawtyr insists on doing the yard maintenance himself (mowing, landscaping, etc.) all the while complaining to everyone within earshot about having to do it -- and acting rather put upon. The lawtyr is the natural foe of the housewife. Neighbor: What's the hubby up to today?
Wife: Ah, nothing much. He's just lawtyring around the house today. |
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