Lawsoning- (Law-suhn-ing) Verb- The act of giving the appearance of popularity, even though you truly are a sober weenie. (2) noun- The act of posting drunk facebook statuses to act cool even though you are, indeed, a sober weenie. Highly effective in obtaining friends.
man, that dude is so lame. but right now hes lawsoning so well i want to text him and hang out with him.