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3.
a unit of weight equivalent to 140 pounds or 63.5029 kilograms.
I am so weak. I can only bench a Lawson.
by dentist blaws April 18, 2011
 
1.
to invade the womans anal cavity with ones penis.
i gave her a lawson last night.
by Kortland October 12, 2005
 
2.
A sleepyhead. Although a cutie, but also a dork. An Aspiring chef who cooks yummy food! Can easily make you laugh and smile :) Frequently found at Sole.
Almost as awesome as Katie.
"I wish I could be a Lawson!"
by kt777 November 17, 2009
 
4.
Making it appear that you are working or busy, when in actuality, you are not. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Dude, are you busy, or are you just lawsoning right now?

I'm so sick of that guy. He's a total lawsoner.
by IamMegatron October 22, 2011
 
5.
n. the completed action of saying something completely retarded

studies show that a Lawson in any given classroom reduces the collective IQ of all its inhabitants by an average of 36 points.
example:
"LOL if you are a ghost can you have sex with girls???"

"dude...that was such a Lawson"
by puhpuhpuhpeeeter June 06, 2005