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1. Lawl-x-Lawl
used to describe a person who's measurements are funny due to fatness or ugliness.
In coversation describing a passing fat woman...

"Did you see the demensions on that fat bitch!?Lawl-x-Lawl."

**The x is pronouced as either a normal 'x' would be or the word "by" as in "2-by-4"
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