“Lauren” can be in interchanged with “Eternal Parody Goddess”
Gorgeous. She's got light brown hair, the prettiest, biggest blue eyes you'll ever see, and lips every guy wants to taste. Although she's petite, she's got a big heart and personality to make up for it.
Lauren lights up a room when she walks in. Everyone thinks she's got the perfect life, but in reality, she can't stand it. She compares herself to everyone but she really shouldn't, she's too unique. She wishes she were prettier and finds herself a horrible person. If only she could see what everyone else thinks of her.
She wishes she was someone else, anyone else, because she doesn't feel like people like her. Guys worship her but can't find the nerve to ask out, because she's so much better than them.
Laurens make good friends and better girlfriends, if you're ever lucky enough to date one, hold onto her. She won't be afraid to ditch you if you do something awful, so be careful.
Even in the middle of Iowa, Lauren can turn something bad (like a rainstorm) into an adventure. She's truly one-of-a-kind. I wish she knew how I felt.
Guy 2: Watch out, that's Lauren, she's gonna be mine someday.
"Oh, that's Lauren, she is awesome."
DAMN!! She is like, the sexiest person iv'e ever seen!"
Did you hear about that new girl? Shes such a lauren!
Lauren:yeah! lets do it. Then let's go kick the photo booth machine!
*hops on merry go round with two other teenage guys*
Lauren: Mall cop! get off!