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Lauren is the most beautiful smart person ever. She is funny kind and never judges others. she shows compassion. Lauren is the light of life shes amazing in every way. she is the dream girl and she is worst every breath of air so never waste your time with her shes basically happiness in a person.
"Aww dude Lauren is amazing i love talking to he."
by McFaggot November 08, 2014
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An amazing girl who can make you laugh and smile . She will always have your back and everyone loves her. She thinks she sucks at singing(she is so not) and thinks her laugh is annoying but it's really cute. She is the sassiest thing in the world and is so funny that she will make you pee your pants. If you don't know a Lauren get looking because she will make your life so much better.
Girl 1: my life sucks do you think it will get better
Girl 2 : not unless you met a Lauren.S
by Bubblybecky December 09, 2013
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A Lauren is a very strange being. The Lauren isn't exactly human. More like a god. A Lauren is usually into very disturbing horror movies, and laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit. She enjoys punk music and just being weird and funny. Laurens are usually very beautiful, however they don't think so at all. On the outside, she's stubborn, a little mean, some might even say bitchy. But inside, she's the nicest, most caring person ever, but only if you get to know her. I advise you not piss off a Lauren, 'cause she will fucking mutilate you. Laurens are guy magnets, even if they refuse to acknowledge it. A Lauren will make you smile right away, with her sarcastic comebacks and twisted sense of humor. Laurens are usually picky with guys so if one likes you, you're a lucky bastard. They make the best friends, they can be sweet (sometimes) and they're not afraid to stand up and be a raving bitch when called for. You'd be lucky to know one, I know I am:
Josh: Dude I met this chick a few days ago...she's totally twisted and awesome and HOT...but I didn't get her name...

Liam: Her name's Lauren.

Josh: How do you know?

Liam: 'Cause that's how Laurens are, dude.
by Liam and Josh June 21, 2011
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The beautiful girl who's a tough badass. She has a very broad knowledge of things and is not afraid to tell the truth. She makes people laugh and make them get in trouble with her. Is the center of attention. She likes dresses but hates cigarettes and cigars.
It takes balls to be a Lauren.
by OrangeAdidasHoodie February 03, 2013
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A strong, insightful woman who likes to be independent.
Intelligent, loves to laugh and has a beautiful smile.
Doesn't let people push her around.
Lover not a fighter but will fight for what she loves.
An all rounder with everything she does.
"I know a girl called Lauren, she is all of the above things."
by gumdropbutton June 28, 2013
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Person who wears awesome Italian socks. Sometimes also used for a person that wears socks that are special in some way, but this use is frowned upon by people in the know.
"OMG check out that Laurens, he totally gets away with it".
"Really, purple and red socks, what are you, a Laurens?"
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A most beautiful creature who's mere presence makes your world 100% better and makes you want to be around her more. Her beautiful smile and eyes are only surpassed by her thirst of knowledge and amazing brain. She makes anyone around her want to be a better person. Her love and touch is like nothing on this earth and maybe not in your heaven. My girl makes my heart complete!
Laurens touch is so electric that my heart jumps any time she touches me
by LoveMyGrillMasterBitch December 04, 2014
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