Jane:"No and he'll never be into you. He loves home decorating,arranging flowers,Broadway tunes and the boy hasn't tried to sleep with you in the six months you've been dating. He's great but not straight. He's a latent gay."
"Hey, we could go to the bar, but I fancy a nice hot black coffee inside me"
"Oh, my, GOD! Did you see those two dykes just then, they were soooo ugly"