"Yeah, OK. It's like, we both know you're a total hypocrite, so yeah, let's just stop this. Where do you wanna get lunch?"
"God, you're such a fucking Last Word Nazi."
They will usually try to change the subject once they know that they've lost.
last word nazi: "don't tell me what to do."
normal person: "why couldn't you just say 'okay fine' like a normal person?"