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n (see also Lasoned, Lasoning) pro:lay-sun

Derives it roots from Norse mythology and further exploration in French Eros and conquests throughout the whole of Europe during the middle ages. Are thought to be descendants of Ulfednar and Draugr.

Lason is a lifestyle choice that includes absolutes in everything. Sexual satisfaction, money and fame are included in this, but not always necessary for the Lason lifestyle.

Refers to a state of sexual ecstasy.

Lason is a person who generally excels at any endeavor that they put thought into. In males that are said to be Lason, levels of testosterone are off the charts. In females it is said that they are some of the most attractive examples of femininity ever to be documented. If you marry into Lason, it is said that you are an exquisite specimen of your gender, because Lason has very high standards.

The word Lason, as defined in a derogatory sense; is as follows:

A big guy with a small package. He hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight; comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.

It is used in a negative connotation when people, generally other males, feel inferior to another male, inadequate in everything; including but not limited to sexual prowess, endowment, height, levels of testosterone, education, etc,etc.
Positive example-

"I got some good Lason last night."

"Lason is a privilege, not a right."

"Pulling a Lason"

Negative example-

"You eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!"
by Jerry Jeff October 31, 2011
is a big guy with a small package, he hides it well though, like to eat everything in sight, comparable to the cookie monster, on the verge of being a wimp.
you eat so much it reminds me of a Lason!
by Luckypenny February 24, 2010

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