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A kinky sex position in which the participants wear grass skirts and play ukuleles whilst tying the recipient onto a cooking rotary and slowly rotating him or her and stimulating them from the front and back on each side with their penises or sex toys. Meanwhile, another participant may spread poi and many seasonings on the tied up participant and reciting ancient Hawaiian prayers.
Carl: That was definitely the best Las Vegas Luau I have ever had

Willey: Yeah I still have poi stuck in my anus
by Faggalicious 2 July 20, 2011