|1.||Las Olas Syndrome|
Las Olas Syndrome is a fatal disease which effects people whom eat at an eatery by the name of Las Olas (translated to "the waves" in spanish). This syndrome is extremely fatal and can cause, obsession, turrets, Elephantiasis disease, Pica disease, Alice in Wonderland syndrome, and in some cases, extremely painful diarrhea....if you dont know what those words are...please educate your self about these dangerous symtoms. If you start noticing these symptoms contact someone who would still talk to you after eating at Las Olas. (which is no one) so ya...your screwed...
You: OMG DUDE...I THINK I HAVE LAS OLAS SYNDROME!!!
Me: eyyyy naa ha ahh dont even toooouuchhh meeee (with a black person accent)