1: a bloody fart (New Norberian English)
2: a callous or loathsome individual
(1) "The farting contest was going along swimmingly until april let rip a juicy lart"
(2) Keep your hands off the merchandise you pathetic little lart!
Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool
1. n. In the collective mythos of scary devil monastery, this is an essential item in the toolkit of every BOFH
. The LART classic is a 2x4 or other large billet of wood usable as a club, to be applied upside the head of spammers and other people who cause sysadmins more grief than just naturally goes with the job. Perennial debates rage on alt.sysadmin.recovery over what constitutes the truly effective LART; knobkerries, semiautomatic weapons, flamethrowers, and tactical nukes all have their partisans. Compare clue-by-four.
2. v. To use a LART. Some would add "in malice", but some sysadmins do prefer to gently lart their users as a first (and sometimes final) warning.
3. interj. Calling for one's LART, much as a surgeon might call "Scalpel!".
4. interj. rare
Used in flames as a rebuke. "LART! LART! LART!"
I shall LART you appropriatly.
Slang word combining the words "later" and "farts", to mean that when two or more people meet up later, it will be the shit. Used as a farewell term.
Chris: Alright, dude I gotta go.
Mike: Okay, man, larts.
A fart that has been lit on fire.
Guy 1 : Dude!!! Throw me a ligher quick!!
Guy 2 : Why?
Guy 1 : So i can Lart!
a liquid fart
I was about to let rip
with what at first seem a normal bubblyfart
, until I got the unmistakable feeling of liquid leaking
from my bunghole
, at which point I knew I had a juicy
lart on deck and I would be left with swamp ass
for the rest of the day.
a laughing fart, when you laugh so hard and uncontrollably that you squeeze one out, by accident.
Mark:(telling a really funny joke)
EJ: omg omg rotfl lol omg oh shit i just larted
Joslyn's laughter turned to shame when a loud lart shot out of her arse.
Origin: an unimaginably intense game of scrabble.
(n)-Used to identify someone or something as being a fat loser (combination between lard and a fart)
(adj)-larty/unlarty-used to describe one who is/isn't a lart
-Yo, you see that goofy Frank kid???
-Yeah dude, what a friggin' lart!