|1.||Lard Dicked Vaginpastry|
Lard Dicked Vaginpastry- When you dip your dick in a tub of Lard (Fat) and put whipped cream on a vagina then insert your dick in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your dick.
Guy: So, uh Babe what do you want to do tonight?
Girl: How about Lard Dicked Vaginpastry?
Guy: Sounds nice, I'll get the stuff.
Hobo on street: Can I join?