Son: But I wanted to wear my Lacoste or Ralph Lauren with my Sperrys.
Wife: Honey I don't know if I want to buy a Land Rover or a BMW.
Husband: Why don't we just buy a Ferrari...or two.
Friend 1: I think I'm going to move to Larchmont
Friend 2: Is your income above $5,000,000 a year?
Friend 1: No
Friend 2: I don't think you can afford to live there.
Father: Silly child. We live in Larchmont, not Bronxville.
kid #2- Why are you talking in a British accent?
kid #1- I'm from a very pleasant little town called Lochmont.
kid #2- Larchmont's in New York, not England.
kid #1- Don't be ridiculous, you silly little chap! Care for a cup of tea?
Monique: latasha...wut did we talk about fighting white gurls?
LaTasha (sighing): don't do it cause their Larchmont daddy will sue ur ass into pulp.