John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."
Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".
NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."