The act of pouring beef au jus on a woman's vagina and catching it with your tongue.
Damn, that bitch had some beef curtains, so I give her the lappe.
by Paulycfg July 2, 2022
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A cold-blooded creature found primarily in service related departments.

It has been known to attack on sight and customers should proceed with extreme caution. It has an extreme temper due to it being suppressed by it's spouse when of duty.
Furthermore it likes cookies and will kill you to get at them.
Look it's lappe. Run if you want to keep your data safe.
by Cricketmanne January 28, 2011
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The armor that the average tryhard wears in dark souls 3
*Tension rose in the arena as the dying lapp pulled out his murky hand scythe and started spamming quickstep to avoid certain death.*
by Snaaakeeaaaateeer March 8, 2021
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an old, usually loose vagina, commonly found flapping between the legs of women 50+ years of age. They are usually not desired for sexual intercourse and easily contract sexually transmitted diseases such a Hepatitis and genital warts.
I normally wouldn't have sex with women who have a lappe, but last night I was too drunk to care.

I Shouldn't have banged that Lappe, now my penis is swollen and itchy. It also burns to pee.
by Dr. Shiv Ananya September 8, 2010
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A now-considered derogatory term for the Sami, a bunch of weird Eskimo-wannabes in Northern Finland.
Those Lapps are funny.
by Thou August 17, 2003
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a term used to coin utter rubbish that someone else is saying or doing. similar to nonsense or shenanigans.
Devin shah does way too much lapp.
by sheeennn August 14, 2012
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Los Angelos area police
LA popo
the lapp gat you
by stephanio May 7, 2004
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