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1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins
1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
L]ust
A]nger
P]ride
E]nvy
G]reed
G]luttony
S]loth
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016

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If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.
I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.
by Chad A. February 28, 2003

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