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Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club. Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance?
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usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so on his 18th birthday he went out and got a lap dance
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An erotic dance that a female performs while straddling the lap of another person(typically male). My husband enjoys watching me give his friends lap dances.
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Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch. Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.
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The ultimate nightmare of man. It's porn that can see you. Stripper: Would you like a lap dance?
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Like "dry humping", only not for free, since it's usually not from your partner. Rubbing against one another in the genital area, usually with one's close on. Gender is regardless, but it's usually done to a male.
see also: dry hump My partner gave me a lap dance last night, thus I didn't have to pay for it!
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Grinding while sitting down. Hannah gave Timothy a lap dance on his couch
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