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A Lanesker is a common kitchen towel, usually used to clean dishes or table tops, but in the case of a Lanesker, it has been used to wipe one rear after defecating.
Yo cracka, some bitch ass wiped his left overs all over my towel, now its just a lanesker!
by Ester E. Rockwell III July 15, 2004