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A person who jumps from lane to lane at a store such as Wal-Mart, thinking that each time they find a new lane, they will save time.
Did you see that lane jockey fly by us? Yeah I did, she jumped about six lanes before she was finally satisfied!
by Zappy19 December 26, 2010
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