A Landreno describes a dirty frenchman, who is consistently on the prowl for young underage and susceptible boys. Known to hang around middle school in order to locate his prey. Often times claims to go to the gym but has never really been spotted or verified. Extremely mobile, using his large ears to swiftly move from point to point. If spotted, do be alarmed, throw croisants at this creature as he finds them irresistable. WARNING: Do not attempt to to engage in sexual activities with the dirty frenchman, HE WILL NOT CALL YOU BACK!!!
The Landreno was relentless in his pursuit for dirty frenchman food and young boys butts.
by frankie singleton September 03, 2013