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Ronnie was hooking up with grenades, fat ugly chicks, and land mines, thin ugly chicks and lovin life.
by ronniejerseyshorewow July 29, 2010
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For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.
>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there

>>You mean that grenade?

>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade

>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?

>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...

>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard
by fuckjerseyshore August 04, 2010
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A woman who is easy to lay, but getting rid of her is very dangerous and difficult.
Be careful to not let her know where you live, she's a landmine.
by caseybv May 26, 2013
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dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.
"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"
by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004
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The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.
Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.
by Tbone July 16, 2003
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A pile of dog poopy in your yard or any general area you are walking. Same as a dogpile.
Be careful when you are walking through Seymour's yard, it's loaded with land mines from his two St. Bernard dogs.

Oh fooey! I stepped in a land mine outside and I smeared it all over your Persian rug! I'm not going to apologize though, you're the one who choses to have a dog.
by howardzend February 16, 2006
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Bill's stupid dog left land mines all over my backyard.
by Tommy Boy March 12, 2005
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