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22.
Usually refers to a huge bitch with no neck. She's so fat that her body meets her chin which leaves no room for her neck. These types of HUGE bitches can be found within a group of hot chicks ready to Cockblock anytime anywhere. Be aware of Landmines, they're extremely dangerous.

ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.
Yo look at that hot piece of ass!!
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"

"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"
by GinoGambino September 27, 2011
 
1.
The thin version of a grenade.
Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!
by Lennent July 29, 2010
 
2.
A skinny, ugly chick. Pulls rank over a Grenade, but this Monet is nothing to write home about.

Derived from The Jersey Shore Season 2
"...Ronnie is obliterated and hooking up with a Land Mine..." - The Situation
by Turtle Farmer July 29, 2010
 
3.
A word used to describe thin ugly chicks.
Grenades = bigger ugly chick; Landmines = thinner ugly chick

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"
by Roc18 July 29, 2010
 
4.
A skinny ugly chick. This was referenced in the season 2 premiere of jersey shore.
Ronnie just hooked up with a landmine, then he did a grenade
by JamesAsset July 29, 2010
 
5.
similar to a granade(fat/ugly chick), a land mine is a thin ugly chick. Jersey shore
dude you totally slept with a land mine last night.
by 2895kal July 29, 2010
 
6.
For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.
>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there

>>You mean that grenade?

>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade

>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?

>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...

>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard
by fuckjerseyshore August 04, 2010
 
7.
a group of skinny ugly chicks
bro why are you hitting on all those land mines
by Enor Mouscock August 16, 2010