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8.
To cheat at somthing, make excuses about said cheating, and then ultimately lie about said cheating.

Refers to Floyd Landis of cycling fame who won the 2006 Tour de France, failed a drug test, blamed the failed drug test on beer, whiskey, dehydration and his natural body, only to find that the failed drug test contained synthetic testoserone, to which Landis replied, "Whatchou Talkin' Bout Willis?"
Jimmy: "Read 'em and weep, assholes, FOUR ACES!"

Ben: "Um, I have a pair of aces, how do you have four?"

Jimmy: "Maybe this was one of those crazy six-ace deck of cards you hear about? Maybe there was a printing error at the factory? Maybe someone put two decks of cards back mixed up? I really don't know how it happened, but I am clearly the strongest poker player at the table this hand!"

Ben: "You fucking Landis!"
by Mike the Bald August 05, 2006
 
1.
A name having American origin meaning "rough land" or "land ruler."

It is rare enough as a last name but considered unique as a first.
My name is Landis. Nice to meet you.
by Quiksilver15 August 06, 2007
 
2.
The most beautiful girl in the world, who is there for you twenty-four-seven. The best friend that you wish you could have. The most awesome person you could ever know.
Im looking for a Landi kind of a girl.
by cachetona February 12, 2010
 
3.
Lan Di killed Ryo Hazuki's father! He is truly an evil man...
Lan Di killed my father! He is truly an evil man.........
by Ryo December 05, 2004
 
4.
To take drugs in order to win an athletic competition, such as the 2006 Tour de France.
I had to Landis in order to win that big race!
by Dentar August 06, 2006
 
5.
When a guy rubs off a girl without getting anything in return
"We were getting down and I rubbed her off and didn't even get a lousy hand job back (Landau)"
"Dude, you gave a Landis!"
by Kilomack November 29, 2008
 
6.
The most amazing guy ever. Super personable, extremely good looking, and has the biggest dick you will ever find on a guy.
This guy i met is soo Landi!

Im looking for a Landi kind of guy.
by iloveyoutommy August 20, 2008
 
7.
One who is a tool, or frequently gets checked, as in a hockey game.
Kevin is a landis, and he gave all his money to the hairy gay bald man.
by ushmi December 11, 2006