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3. Lanced
7. To be lied to repeatedly and unrepentantly by a narcissist.
"I'm getting divorced. I'm sick and tired of being LANCED."
1. lanced
To win a competition through illegitimate methods, particularly in the French Alps.
Noah lanced his way to victory in the "2010 Poop-Eating Olympics" on Mount Blanc by covering his plate of feces in brown sugar.
2. Lanced
To jynx or put a hex on a sports team. Also to make fun of someone in a sarcastic way.
Hey Lance how are the Met's looking today with that 4-3 lead. Lanced: "They are a lock to win" Lanced "Rangers are a lock to beat the Capitals"
4. Lanced
To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated
They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

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5. Lanced
To lose a game and or sport by one ball (billiards)
I played a game of pool and got lanced! That joker must have hustled me.
6. lanced
A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on www.PerezHilton.com.
Can you believe Doogie Howser just got lanced?
7. lanced
To be outed by someone in the public media. To be forced to reveal one is homosexual.
Lance Bass was outed by the media, specifically by a blogger. He was lanced.
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