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3.
1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection.

2. A man who has been through unbelievable troubles in his life, yet still manages to live through the days. A fighter, an achiever.

3. Favorite
1. That guy is a total Lance, he just fought someone and then later gave money to a man in need.

2. He is a Lance, the love of his life just died but he is still going to school everyday and listening to the problems of others.

3. I love him, he is my Lance.
by Juliana W. April 06, 2008
 
1.
Lance's are the most incredibly rare creatures 8) they have

phenomenal personalities ;D If you find one make sure you lock him up in your closet and swallow the key, cause they are people who will always be faithful and loyal :) when you need them, they'll always be there for you. They are easy to get along with :3 Through any bad situation, they can always make you smile with their funny sense of humor. If you let a Lance into your life they'll brighten up your world ^^ Lances have immense beauty and are extremely talented in the arts. :) They are passionate and can triumph through any obstacle in life no matter how hard the situation may be in, and some how are are always able to have a smile on their face and willing to help others :]. They'll be the best friend you'll ever have :)) And as a lover, you are lucky with out a doubt, they are prefect in every way, for they are very caring and thoughtful, though others may see "faults", you see perfection, you are not blinded but gifted to see who and what they are. so never let these people out of your life, for they are the most amazing people you could possibly meet. Lances will change your life forever.
Lance is a gem inside and out
This i'm sure without a doubt

I love you lance. :))

lance lance lance i could say that all day!! xPP
by naynaywashere8D January 08, 2011
 
2.
1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection.

2. A crazy pirate. He goes after the booty and gets it.
1. An alpha male. Highly respected, a great and loyal friend. Has a hard exterior, yet an insight about life beyond others. Rarely lets people see him be vulnerable, he hides his kind heart from most people, for protection.

2. A man who has been through unbelievable troubles in his life, yet still manages to live through the days. A fighter, an achiever.

3. Favorite
1. That guy is a total Lance, he just fought someone and then later gave money to a man in need.

2. He is a Lance, the love of his life just died but he is still going to school everyday and listening to the problems of others.

3. I love him, he is my Lance.
by Juliana W. April 07, 2008
 
4.
a medieval weapon used by knights in mounted combat. About half the length of a telephone pole, held at one end tucked under the arm.
The knights charged one another with their lances.
by Figleaf23 August 11, 2007
 
5.
A long shit that will often clog the toilet.
Me: Man, I just laid a Lance in the toilet.

Brother: NO!! It'll clog for weeks!!
by PacManBlam January 06, 2013
 
6.
(verb)

1: To lie about or deny the truth in any circumstance. To cover up or hide.

2: To manipulate or deceive someone for personal gain or notoriety.

3: To sue or bring suit against someone.
1. I honestly believed that I was supporting a legitimate charity with my hard-earned money, but it turns out that I fell victim to a con man. I got Lanced.

2: When it sounds too good to be true, you've probably been Lanced.

3: Joe said that if I breathed a word to anybody that he was stealing from his boss, he'd Lance me for libel.
by Truthseeker58 January 23, 2013
 
7.
(verb) to cheat in order to win... then don't fess up when everyone says you did, and a mountain of evidence is against you, and all your sponsors drop you and your organization.
I lanced my way to victory.

He really lanced his career.

I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.
by NotQuiteRelevantUsername October 25, 2012