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46.
lathargic apathetic monotone person
Those lamps are very boring. Lets find something else to stare at.
by travtmantreeman March 28, 2008
 
1.
To hit someone, especially in the face.
Carry on doing that and I’ll fucking lamp you!
by ale July 17, 2003
 
2.
1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.
1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....
by Smitty Joe December 07, 2005
 
3.
verb; "to lamp;" To hang out, do nothing and smoke marijuana. Term can be explained by the inherent duites of a lamp: lamps stay in one place and light up (get it?)

Commonly used in the form: "lamping" (or lampin')

See lampin' or lampin for other definitions.
What're you doing today?
Nothin', gonna chill at home and lamp
by elskiis December 04, 2010
 
4.
An acronym for the free web development software combination of the Linux operating system, Apache web server, MySQL database management system, and PHP/Perl/Python scripting languages.
All the components of LAMP are absolutely free.
by xix June 11, 2003
 
5.
Short for "Look At My Pussy Shorts". Referring to extremely short shorts that accentuate the female genitalia. Usually made of lycra or spandex. Like Daisy Dukes, but shorter.
"You see that girls shorts? THOSE are some LAMPS man. Leave nothing to the imagination I guess!"
by Jerrod December 12, 2004
 
6.
Lamp is another term or codeword for "head", "dome", and "blowjob" only true lamp lovers use this term. The definition of this word originated in the moutains of stormville.
I LOVE getting lamp.
Dude she gives mad good lamp.
Paul F and Alix F love getting lamp from hoo bags.
by DIRTYLAMPLOVER August 17, 2010
 
7.
An object that oftentimes passes under people's notices. Usually used to describe an object with a light bulb, It can be used to describe an ex-boyfriend who is obscenely annoying and somewhat hated. Once you friend-zone a guy, he becomes a lamp in your mind. A somewhat useless object that can be turned on and sometimes off but is generally a hindrance to daily life. It is much easier to hit the light switch then to use a lamp. Although.... they are always there for backup.... Anyways... no one likes lamps. Except losers.
Girl1: Ugh lamps are so annoying :/

Girl2: I know, right?? I wish you could take a book and SQUASH them into the ground!!

Girl1: Totally! I mean, why do they even exist?!?
by The Sexual Beast of Light October 29, 2012