One of the most annoying people on the planet. Usually tries to make conversation with people who aren't paying attention to him. He constantly talks about Texas, brisket, and coaching football. When there is work to be done, he bitches about his family being in complete disarray, ASF or coaching highschool football. His nickname is wedge...ie a simple tool.
God, I hate Lamons, I wish he would shut the hell up!
by Distasio9 November 28, 2009
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The classic loud mouth jerk. A lamons talks to hear themselves talk and will surround themselves with other members of the lamons croud.
i cant believe that guy who was hitting on me just pissed himself on the floor! What a lamons!
by lamons.wife November 29, 2009
Sexy ass older man who has a GREAT appendage!! Gooood in bed!! Great kisser!!
Denzel Washington is soooo a Lamon.
by Kissez4mybitches! August 29, 2008