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71.
Words, phrases or individuals that lack unique, interesting or humorous qualities.
Goldfish: I want to watch you while you're making food.
Piranha: You know what, because I am actually a very nice generous person, I will send a picture of me eating it.
Goldfish: You know what, since I am a nice person as well, I am gonna take that picture and send it to both of us.
Piranha: That was so lame.
by vidael June 24, 2008
 
72.
A word which needs to used more often, it describes something useless , limp, uncool and genrally from other time periods.
Michael: Wow that was lame.

Matt: FUCK OFF!!!
by Michael Wilde November 20, 2007
 
73.
Noun. A "lame" is a person who is a mark or a square. It refers to a person who is out of the loop or can easily be taken advantage of when running a con. More generally it can be used to describe any bitch-ass nigga! The anti-thesis to a hustler or playa.
If you lames don't pay what you owe I'm gonna lay you out two ways!
by Suvonoge July 20, 2008
 
74.
Usually refers to the lack of awareness of an individual. A person who is not alert to present culture, style or music is LAME
At 29, Bob still lives with his parents and has lost contact with what is happening in our world. He is so LAME!
by Joe Neubarth July 10, 2005
 
75.
A term highly looked down upon by college Counselors.

Viewed as a poor substitute for the word gay.

Is often overheard by the one gay and lame person in your vicinity making it impossible to use crude slang to describe shitty situations.
Nicole: Damn I failed my test! This is gay.
Counselor: Gay is an offensive word. What if a homosexual overheard you?
Nameless friend: Yeah... use lame instead.
Counselor: Lame is offensive too. What if a lame person overheard you?
Nameless friend: How often will I be around a lame person.
Counselor: I'm lame, one of my legs is shorter then the other.
by beezy-fo-shezzy January 24, 2008
 
76.
Un-funny (not funny).
The word 'lame' is commonly used when there is someone who's trying his/her best to make a joke but nobody laugh.
1.
She could tell funny jokes, but her sister always tell lame ones.

2.
A: Did you cut your hair?
B: No, not me. It's the hairdresser who did it.
A: So lame laa~~~
by zedkiel January 15, 2008
 
77.
One who is obsessed with homestarrunner.com and can be lame at times.
That Lames is obsessed with homestarrunner. And he can be really lame too! that party pooper
by Warren December 30, 2003