Lame (adj) A description of a person or persons who continuously demonstrate weak behavior showing little or no integrity or respect for others wishes due to their own self indulgent obsession with a particular situation. Usually due to ingestion of large amounts of GHB and/or meth combined with sex between incredibly narcissistic individuals. Aka" Circuit Trash". These individuals usually use their lack of self respect as an excuse for their bad behavior.

Lamazoid (adj) - a person who is so continuously lame that they inspire the creation of their own descriptive phrase.
Hey dude, I'm sorry you got arrested for possession. I didn't realize my lame drug dealing lover would use your car as a place to stash his stuff while he distributed it at the club. Is it my fault he over dosed in your car and passed out? I promise next time after you get out of jail we'll let you know first and maybe even share some of the profits.

Hey dude, my lamazoid lover is a professional who proactively hired a lawyer to get him off in anticipation of being arrested. Let this be a lesson to you next time.
by caprock123 August 02, 2010
Top Definition
just plain stupid, un-original, or lifeless. barbed wire tattoos, butterflies, and tribal tattoos are lame, they say a lot about the person who gets them.
sarah got a butterfly tattoo on her lower back. that's so lame, i'd rather get a dick on mine, at least i'll be more original.
by emohammers December 10, 2003
1. Adjective describing someone who is Not Funny. This person usually thinks he is funny though, volunteering his jokes and creating an awkward "Why oh why did you feel you had to volunteer this?" atmosphere in the group. This person would be considered lame.

2. Onew Condition
1.
Person A: *picks up object* "What is this?"
Person B: *picks up identical object* "It's this!"
Person A: ...
Person B: *cracks up but slows to a stop at lack of response*
Person A: ...Lame.

2. "Whatever he does, it's Onew Condition~"
by shining blingbling October 19, 2008
people who are of no good status.
Dey some lames, u sholdn't hang wit dem
by Big Dirty(Joppa Smoot) December 13, 2004
noun or adjective used to describe someone or something which is not cool.
Raymond is such a lame.
OMG that's really lame.
by Wonderful12345 November 16, 2010
A characteristic exhibited by persons who are boring, unadventerous, and prone to censoring the expresions of others.
Wow, those UrbanDictionary.com editors sure are lame, they wouldn't even post my awesome definition of uga!
by Donny August 08, 2005
An adjective to decribe something that not only sucks now, but will likely always suck.
This sitcom on TV was lame and shitty... Also, it was unfunny and sucky, too.
by PrincessCuppyCakes June 05, 2013
Members of society that just dont get it. Lames will never understand why their car was stolen or understand the importance of properly rolling up.
These lames today remind me of Al Bundy, always trying to wife a fat bitch and sell women's shoes the rest of their miserable lives.
by dru9000 February 10, 2011

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