Normal guy: "Yea, which one?"
Loser: "Lambda Chi Alpha"
Normal guy: "You're a fag"
"I partied at the Lambda Chi Alpha house last night...ponged all night and got laid, I sure wish I was never apart of Sigma Nu"
Girl:"Are you in Lambda Chi Alpha?
Guy:"No I'm in Delta Chi"
Girl:"Oh, I consider you a GDI, needledick"
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: I dunno, must be a Lambda Chi Alpha
Guy 2: I didn't know you liked to lick balls.